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CDel what are you doing reading the forums

The server is down

come on man I need a fix

the monkey is on my back dude

:)

lol, nobody told me! On my way to check it out now...

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Very little sleep over the last few days and fighting a major head cold, so I apologize for the goofiness, but it is less than 36 hours from Christmas, so here is something I put together last night while not being able to get logged in for some reason.

T'was the day near Christmas and all through F7,

Not a creature was stirring, not even Vaden.

The jenquai were mining in gas fields with care,

In hopes that an update soon would be there.

The Terran were nestled all snug in their ships,

While mumblings of credits danced from their lips,

And Hexergirl in her kerchief and Kyp in a beanie,

Wondering why this content push was being such a meanie.

When out on the server there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my terminal to see what was the matter.

Away to enb-emulator.com I flew like a flash,

Sometimes these crashes are a pain in the a**.

And what to my wondering eyes did appear,

David, and eight tiny developeers; (sorry, had to make it rhyme)

With a little old server, so temperate and quick,

I suggest someone hit it with a stick.

More rapid than eagles his helpers they came.

He whistled and shouted and called them by name:

"Now Tien! Now Byakhee! Now Freak! Now Riia!

On, Kenu! On, Webby! On, Blacklung etc.!

To the top of the server, to the top of it all

Fix away, fix away, fix away all!"

They posted not a word, but went straight to their work,

And squashed all the bugs; then restarted with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, through the exit David rose.

He sprang to his ship, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim 'ere he drove out of sight,

"The server is starting and to all an enb night!"

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Very little sleep over the last few days and fighting a major head cold, so I apologize for the goofiness, but it is less than 36 hours from Christmas, so here is something I put together last night while not being able to get logged in for some reason.

T'was the day near Christmas and all through F7,

Not a creature was stirring, not even Vaden.

The jenquai were mining in gas fields with care,

In hopes that an update soon would be there.

The Terran were nestled all snug in their ships,

While mumblings of credits danced from their lips,

And Hexergirl in her kerchief and Kyp in a beanie,

Wondering why this content push was being such a meanie.

When out on the server there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my terminal to see what was the matter.

Away to enb-emulator.com I flew like a flash,

Sometimes these crashes are a pain in the a**.

And what to my wondering eyes did appear,

David, and eight tiny developeers; (sorry, had to make it rhyme)

With a little old server, so temperate and quick,

I suggest someone hit it with a stick.

More rapid than eagles his helpers they came.

He whistled and shouted and called them by name:

"Now Tien! Now Byakhee! Now Freak! Now Riia!

On, Kenu! On, Webby! On, Blacklung etc.!

To the top of the server, to the top of it all

Fix away, fix away, fix away all!"

They posted not a word, but went straight to their work,

And squashed all the bugs; then restarted with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, through the exit David rose.

He sprang to his ship, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim 'ere he drove out of sight,

"The server is starting and to all an enb night!"

Thank you gren. Just.. thank you. Lmao

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A beanie huh? Interesting choice. Nice though. :)

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funny-pictures-cats-eat-evidence.jpg

***don't know why it wont' post as an image....

Edited by C Del
Fixed image tomfoolery. =P
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"funny

***don't know why it wont' post as an image....

because the forums dont support html code, just take the image link and go from there

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because the forums dont support html code, just take the image link and go from there

where is the image link? cheeseburger doesn't post the image link anywhere that i can find. :)

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where is the image link? cheeseburger doesn't post the image link anywhere that i can find. :)

its in the html code, starts with http:// and ends with .jpg

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where is the image link? cheeseburger doesn't post the image link anywhere that i can find. :)

Fixed the original post for you.

You're looking for this: <img src="THIS IS THE IMAGE LINK"> :rolleyes:

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lols at Progen-Dog.

This one is kind of progen, lol:

loldogs-dogs-n-puppy-dog-pictures-i-has-a-hotdog_1263834657368.png

This is just funny:

loldog-funny-do-not-want-underwear.jpg

In summary:

loldogs-dog-cat-lol-demotivational-poster-1252869112.jpg

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Omg, "Do not Want" almost gave me a heart attack, I was laughing so hard.

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