Cleric Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Just wondering if anyone remembered a joke back from live, I'm not sure if it was one in the game, or just a game related joke, anyway it was something about a terran, progen and jenquai trapped in a shuttle that was going to crash, run out of oxygen or something like that... anyone remember what it was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamosite Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 I would tell the version we knew on Andromeda but the current GM/DEV's might ban me for life :-> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statyomota Posted September 8, 2010 Report Share Posted September 8, 2010 Just wondering if anyone remembered a joke back from live, I'm not sure if it was one in the game, or just a game related joke, anyway it was something about a terran, progen and jenquai trapped in a shuttle that was going to crash, run out of oxygen or something like that... anyone remember what it was? A Teran Trader, Progen Warrior and a jenqui Explorer were in a shuttle it had been in a collision at warp speed with a nag they noticed the oxygen gauge was dropping fast. The progen warrior said it was a good day to be called forward and launched himself out the air lock. The teran trader put on his portable space suit and turn on his beacon and launched himself out the air lock. The jenqui explorer meditated for a moment kicked the consol and the gauge worked again. He smiled at how much better the shuttle smelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blattu Posted September 9, 2010 Report Share Posted September 9, 2010 LOL nice ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyeFlyer Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 That's not the one I heard. The version I heard went like this: There's a terran, a jenquai and a progen on a ship. Suddenly the ship's life support fails and the three are forced to abandon. Each escape pod only holds one person, and there are only 2 pods. The jenquai stands up and yells, "As a jenquai, I am a genius, so I should be saved so my incedible brain will not go to waste." And he jumps into the port for the first pod. The progen turns to the terran and says. "Save yourself. I can just be called forward, so there's no need for you to die for me." The terran says "Nonsense, there's a pod for each of us. That 'genius' jenquai just jumped out the garbage chute!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdered Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 LMAO they both are great, but i got to admit I love the one Skye Flyer posted better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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