blattu Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 This past sunday,there was a 4 ship pile-up, near the gate to Inverness. investigating officials deturmined the root cause of the crash to be 1 of the ship's brakes failed. The ship in question belongs to a Mr.Milohorn. Mr. milohorn seemed a bit confused at the scene,claiming he was just on his way to a disco party at Jove's Fury after completeing a trade run from bbw,when his ships brakes failed. he was quoted as saying , "i stepped and stomped on the pedal,but the sucker just slammed into that ship. apon further investigation,the officers found an empty bottle of Yum-O-Rum wedged between the brake pedal and the ship's floorboards.the officer then found several more bottles loosely hidden under the pilot's chair. the inspection of the cargo hold revieled a full hold of Yum-O-Rum, minus 1 crate, which mr. Milohorn claimed he had no idea of its whereabouts. no other injuries were reported, and the W.W.I. charges were dropped after mr. Milohorn offered the officers a case of the rum for each. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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