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Been tired of much lately with too many dopes playing the game and tonight cemented it but here's a laugh for tonight- of note is line two and then three and then eight with devs not having a meeting to decide when they are wiping and announcing it:) On line 2 I would like to add "a camel is a horse designed by a committee!" Don't let Enb become a camel guys! Line 8 says why devs need to communicate way better to the community and not fall back on the old and lame "its a stress test" excuse. You guys need to build and grow this community even more than you need to build and grow the code! The code is meaningless without a community. Hope someone realizes that sometime. Line 13 should have saved me years from my life:0 and way too many people are allowed to be rude to the waiters in this stress test. and line 14 to all of my friends! No names because I will leave someone out but love my friends on Enb this go around! Its been a blast. On F7 and others! I thank you and you rock! You guys are the best! line 16- thanks for the dinner guys. See you on the next game friends- could ask for transparency more from the devs but that will just get "its a stress test" comments from the dopes that don't get it because if they don't get the people part of this or any game they are not going to getting it later. Have fun. Punching out.

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN:

by Dave Barry , Nationally Syndicated Columnist

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.

(This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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