Trapt Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Step 1. You find a nice, secluded spot and you cut a large hole in the ice. Step 2. Take several cans of peas and you line the top of the hole with peas. (The thicker the better) Step 3. When the bear or bears investigate the stash of peas around the top of the hole, you sneak up behind the polar bear. Step 4. Once in leg distance, you draw back and you KICK HIM IN THE ICEHOLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klyde Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 LOL :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodstock HGM [HGM] Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Roflmao. @ work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zackman [LDEV] Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 I think the story is fake: There is NO WAY sneaking up a bear from BEHIND after he had beans..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blattu Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 whoa!!! i knew this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statyomota Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Your suppose to wait for it to squat down to take a pea. Geeze joke fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkgrau Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Your suppose to wait for it to squat down to take a pea. Geeze joke fail. Or maybe "Kick it in da Peahole?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabidkiller Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 whoa!!! i knew this 1 and noone is shocked blattu =p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searing Posted December 20, 2012 Report Share Posted December 20, 2012 Take a tub of peanut butter and smear over Trapt.....wrap legs and arms with bacon.....go to local zoo...place plank down to the polar bear pit......place trapt at end of plank in cage in back of truck.....sit in truck listen to radio...when the truck rocks shut cage door drive off with your brand spanking new polar bear priceless Searing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trapt Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 LOL! Just read your reply Searing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jweller Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Can't understand why someone would waste perfectly good bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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