pearls of wisdom

[blattu]

with sufficent thrust,

pigs fly just fine

[bondct]

you can't roll with milk in your hands...

[seekeronos]

Here's a tip: Don't take any wooden dimes. They ain't worth a plugged nickle.

[Mimir[IS]]

Don’t cry until you’ve been hurt.

[punk [BTL]]

Relevant to Enb

If you ain't burnin' , you ain't learnin'

Alk

[Slayerman]

Never eat yellow snow...

[Zinlu]

If your outgo exceeds your income. Your upkeep will be your downfall.

and, seen in a restaurant where I grew up:

"Our credit manager is Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite."

[r8rsfans75]

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. The main ingredient of stardom, is the rest of the team. Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?

-John Wooden

Here to you, as good as you are,

And here is to me, as bad as I am;

As bad as I am, as good as you are,

I am good as you are as bad as I am

[seekeronos]

Don't eat the pickled eggs and beans before an important meeting or job interview.

[Seeker]

Don't count your Chickens before they hatch!

[Starfox]

Don't count your Chickens before they hatch!

Ears perk!! Chickens?? droooolllllllllll

[r8rsfans75]

Why do chickens cross the road?

It's a trick question, they never make it across the road, Starfox gets to them first.

[Klyde]

I have forgotten more than most people will ever know.

An old guy

[Pandaros]

"Nobody goes there anymore, It's too crowded!"

Yogi Berra

[blattu]

time flies like a bullet,

fruit flies like a bannana.

[Demitroy]

Never pet a burning dog.

[Mimir[IS]]

You can tune a piano….but you can’t tuna fish

[blattu]

lmao!

brilliant!

genius!

[Osiristet]

You can tune a piano….but you can’t tuna fish

Awesome REO Speedwagon album

[Hopefails]

with sufficent thrust,

pigs fly just fine

As evidenced by the F4 Phantom. (or the C-130 depending on who you talk to)

[Tyran]

As evidenced by the F4 Phantom. (or the C-130 depending on who you talk to)

Calling American aircraft pigs --> anti-Americanism --> Al-quaida --> Terrorist --> We need Team America --> They destroy the Eifel Tower --> no more croissants --> need new food --> found mcdonalds --> we all get heart disease --> too weak to face terrorists --> we lose the jihad --> we all become islamic --> we get to beat on our wives by law --> wives work harder to please husband --> they never complain and always gets a cold one from the fridge --> except alcohol is banned by islamic law so it doesnt matter anymore --> so wive instead works in marijuana plantation in basement --> happiness

Be careful what you say...

[Tienbau]

Calling American aircraft pigs --> anti-Americanism --> Al-quaida --> Terrorist --> We need Team America --> They destroy the Eifel Tower --> no more croissants --> need new food --> found mcdonalds --> we all get heart disease --> too weak to face terrorists --> we lose the jihad --> we all become islamic --> we get to beat on our wives by law --> wives work harder to please husband --> they never complain and always gets a cold one from the fridge --> except alcohol is banned by islamic law so it doesnt matter anymore --> so wive instead works in marijuana plantation in basement --> happiness

Be careful what you say...

I thought that was quite funny actually - I don't think he's being serious

Course you know what you are if you jump off the Eiffel Tower? InSeine ...

[blattu]

another simple thread meant for simple humor

down the tubes........

i wont start any more

[Pandaros]

" That rolls off my back like a duck."

Yogi...again

[Osiristet]

Nothing is fool proof because fools are so ingenious.