blattu Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 with sufficent thrust, pigs fly just fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bondct Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 you can't roll with milk in your hands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seekeronos Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Here's a tip: Don't take any wooden dimes. They ain't worth a plugged nickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimir[IS] Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Don’t cry until you’ve been hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punk [BTL] Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Relevant to Enb If you ain't burnin' , you ain't learnin' Alk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayerman Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Never eat yellow snow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinlu Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 If your outgo exceeds your income. Your upkeep will be your downfall. and, seen in a restaurant where I grew up: "Our credit manager is Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r8rsfans75 Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. The main ingredient of stardom, is the rest of the team. Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? -John Wooden Here to you, as good as you are, And here is to me, as bad as I am; As bad as I am, as good as you are, I am good as you are as bad as I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seekeronos Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Don't eat the pickled eggs and beans before an important meeting or job interview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Don't count your Chickens before they hatch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Don't count your Chickens before they hatch! Ears perk!! Chickens?? droooolllllllllll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r8rsfans75 Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 Why do chickens cross the road? It's a trick question, they never make it across the road, Starfox gets to them first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klyde Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I have forgotten more than most people will ever know. An old guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandaros Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 "Nobody goes there anymore, It's too crowded!" Yogi Berra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blattu Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 time flies like a bullet, fruit flies like a bannana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitroy Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Never pet a burning dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimir[IS] Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 You can tune a piano….but you can’t tuna fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blattu Posted August 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 lmao! brilliant! genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiristet Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 You can tune a piano….but you can’t tuna fish Awesome REO Speedwagon album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopefails Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 with sufficent thrust, pigs fly just fine As evidenced by the F4 Phantom. (or the C-130 depending on who you talk to) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyran Posted August 4, 2010 Report Share Posted August 4, 2010 As evidenced by the F4 Phantom. (or the C-130 depending on who you talk to) Calling American aircraft pigs --> anti-Americanism --> Al-quaida --> Terrorist --> We need Team America --> They destroy the Eifel Tower --> no more croissants --> need new food --> found mcdonalds --> we all get heart disease --> too weak to face terrorists --> we lose the jihad --> we all become islamic --> we get to beat on our wives by law --> wives work harder to please husband --> they never complain and always gets a cold one from the fridge --> except alcohol is banned by islamic law so it doesnt matter anymore --> so wive instead works in marijuana plantation in basement --> happiness Be careful what you say... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tienbau Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Calling American aircraft pigs --> anti-Americanism --> Al-quaida --> Terrorist --> We need Team America --> They destroy the Eifel Tower --> no more croissants --> need new food --> found mcdonalds --> we all get heart disease --> too weak to face terrorists --> we lose the jihad --> we all become islamic --> we get to beat on our wives by law --> wives work harder to please husband --> they never complain and always gets a cold one from the fridge --> except alcohol is banned by islamic law so it doesnt matter anymore --> so wive instead works in marijuana plantation in basement --> happiness Be careful what you say... I thought that was quite funny actually - I don't think he's being serious Course you know what you are if you jump off the Eiffel Tower? InSeine ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blattu Posted August 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 another simple thread meant for simple humor down the tubes........ i wont start any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandaros Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 " That rolls off my back like a duck." Yogi...again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiristet Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Nothing is fool proof because fools are so ingenious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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