Phorlaug[IS] Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 A Terran Trader, Progen Warrior and a jenqui Explorer were in a shuttle it had been in a collision at warp speed with a nag they noticed the oxygen gauge was dropping fast. The progen warrior said it was a good day to be called forward and launched himself out the air lock. The teran trader put on his portable space suit and turn on his beacon and launched himself out the air lock. The jenqui explorer meditated for a moment kicked the consol and the gauge worked again. He smiled at how much better the shuttle smelled. ------------------------------ There's a terran, a jenquai and a progen on a ship. Suddenly the ship's life support fails and the three are forced to abandon. Each escape pod only holds one person, and there are only 2 pods. The jenquai stands up and yells, "As a jenquai, I am a genius, so I should be saved so my incedible brain will not go to waste." And he jumps into the port for the first pod. The progen turns to the terran and says. "Save yourself. I can just be called forward, so there's no need for you to die for me." The terran says "Nonsense, there's a pod for each of us. That 'genius' jenquai just jumped out the garbage chute!" ------------------------------ Three Jenquai In PvP. [attachment=2898:JenpiePvP.JPG] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevinium Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 lol all good ones, thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klyde Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Hahahaha good ones 4 :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wmtyrance Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Good ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
efialtis Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Those gave me a good laugh...thanks Phor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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